Glass and Dogs

Tonight, I managed to break a glass container while washing it. I can break glass or crystal faster than anyone on the planet. It was in the sink while I was cleaning it, but the glass pieces wound up on the floor. Regis hurt his arm fixing my tire a couple of weeks ago and cannot walk both dogs at the same time. I took the dogs for a walk while he cleaned up the glass. This leads to an amazing ability I have. I can attract a bicyclist whenever I walk both dogs at the same time. If one of the dog poops and I stoop down to get it, 100% of the time, a bicyclist will come by. Raven could have a firecracker shoot off next to his head and he wouldn’t flinch, but a bicyclist makes him apoplectic. For reasons I cannot understand, EVERY time I walk both dogs by myself and one poops, a bicyclist will come by while I am cleaning up. 100% of the time. 

Merry Christmas to everyone.